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i destroy everything i touch. my cat is great, she catches snakes all day and sleeps. my primary interests are porn trolling social experiments and my cute friends, each of whom, separately, must never know about the others.

i love suburban life christmas big trees homosexuals happy women jokes very good liquor and non-awkward conversation about awkward topics. if you just showed up here, hi, welcome. if i invited you here, remember: you’re not supposed to know about anyone else here.

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