howtobeafuckinglady:

flaccidtrip:

This is so real

truly 

i just want an entity who will put his, hers, or their hand over my eyes when it’s obvious i have seen too much.
and her, his, or their parents know, that’s the goose who lays the golden eggs, don’t fuck with it, so they are ok with the thing where i lay down on their couch with their progeny and their progeny’s hand over my eyes for several hours.
i require darkness and competence. in return i will give almost literally the entire world; i will give empires and nations for it. there are 5000 years of history to show that i am good for this promise. but. the tender darkness is non-negotiable. that is the thing i require.

howtobeafuckinglady:

flaccidtrip:

This is so real

truly 

i just want an entity who will put his, hers, or their hand over my eyes when it’s obvious i have seen too much.

and her, his, or their parents know, that’s the goose who lays the golden eggs, don’t fuck with it, so they are ok with the thing where i lay down on their couch with their progeny and their progeny’s hand over my eyes for several hours.

i require darkness and competence. in return i will give almost literally the entire world; i will give empires and nations for it. there are 5000 years of history to show that i am good for this promise. but. the tender darkness is non-negotiable. that is the thing i require.

i have three weeks off in august

three weeks

in a row

three weeks off

in august

i’ve signed up for sailing lessons and some CASA stuff but

three weeks off in august

the reality of this is just now starting to sink in. im gonna be such a fucking piece of shit waste of space do nothing teat-sucking trash heap

drunk all day every day and reading harry potter en francais in the hot tub then going out at night to argue with bartenders over my god given right to eat scotch eggs off they navels

yep.

yes.

this show is my guilty pleasure.

(со страницы bakabakawah)

when was the last time i told you guys that russianude is my favorite tumblr. because it is. wall treatments porn forever and ever.

when was the last time i told you guys that russianude is my favorite tumblr. because it is. wall treatments porn forever and ever.

nevver:

It’s whats for dinner, Peter Kaaden

meanboysfromkremlin:

carlosschwartzpup:

Sadly the difference is…one is still alive.

putin is white. the world will have a hard time understanding that white people can be terrorists too 

also the part where hussein was not a renowned leader of terrorism. he was accused of and executed for for bin laden’s crimes when the head of state most closely linked to those crimes should have been fahd bin abdulaziz al sau. like. he was in no way a good guy but we killed the wrong guy pretty much intentionally. and his death led to nothing worth having even in some bullshit neocon american dominance power fantasy.
like all americans i am complicit in the crimes my country has perpetrated and im be real: it’s making me more and more uneasy every day.

meanboysfromkremlin:

carlosschwartzpup:

Sadly the difference is…one is still alive.

putin is white. the world will have a hard time understanding that white people can be terrorists too 

also the part where hussein was not a renowned leader of terrorism. he was accused of and executed for for bin laden’s crimes when the head of state most closely linked to those crimes should have been fahd bin abdulaziz al sau. like. he was in no way a good guy but we killed the wrong guy pretty much intentionally. and his death led to nothing worth having even in some bullshit neocon american dominance power fantasy.

like all americans i am complicit in the crimes my country has perpetrated and im be real: it’s making me more and more uneasy every day.

(со страницы blackmagicalgirlmisandry)

sakrogoat:

H. C. Beraan - Sphärenharfe

sakrogoat:

H. C. Beraan - Sphärenharfe

70sscifiart:

Moebius

70sscifiart:

Moebius